January 27, 2023

Poultry Nepotism

Since no one was actually harmed it's time to make fun of the CFO of Tyson Foods, the great-grandson of founder John Tyson. He was found intoxicated in a stranger's bed sleeping it off. Google Earth tells us that the lady's house was about two blocks from the nightlife district adjacent to the University of Arkansas. We can assume he'd been bar hopping and was trying to find his car but instead found her unlocked door.

John Tyson pleads guilty to public intoxication and criminal trespass.

Fairhurst Legacy

Shareholders can sue McDonald's for ignoring signs of a toxic culture

Land of 10,000 Spills

If you're traveling the Midwest you can identify McDonald's customers from Minnesota. They'll have soft drink stains down the front of their shirts.

McDonald's testing strawless lids in Minneapolis